The other day I was out walking one of my dogs when
we came across a dog I’ve seen loose before. I was trying to get it to go toward its house when
I passed two guys standing around and I said, “There’s a dog running loose and it lives in one of
these duplexes. Are the owners just too damn lazy to walk it?”
One guy was a hippie with a long, nasty braid hanging down his back almost to his waist. He made no move to help corral the dog but said rather amazed, “No,
that dog can get out the door by himself.” And I was like, “Oh really, the dog
has opposable thumbs and has learned how to turn the doorknob? That’s amazing.”
Frickin’ pothead. Crank up the Grateful Dead and go smoke another blunt, man.
Photo from Dogster
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